Ah, the suit I wore at my wedding… How you have been in my closet for such a long time! I know I had <ahem> outgrown you, but–as you know–I always knew I would take you out again! I just knew it! It would be only a matter of time before I once again had the same body I had back when I was a young lad of 22 years of age.
And now, the day has finally come! I have removed you from the closet, and you will be worn once more! Once more, you will see the light of day, the sun will beam upon your fair collar, creased pants, and shiny buttons, as you stride into Sabbath services once again! And why? Because after all these years, you finally FIT!
…my thirteen-year-old son.
<Insert audible sigh here.>
Wherever you are keeping God’s Sabbath tonight and tomorrow, I hope that your day is filled with better news! 🙂