The Smith Family Game Day is underway, making up for the time we were on the road during Thanksgiving.
Our first game today is “Life” (actually, we are currently playing it as I type), and it isn’t going well for my Beautiful Wife. She chose the college path only to take on $100,000 of debt, become an accountant (sounds good!) with a $20,000 salary (not so good). The rest of us have jobs that should earn much less, but with salaries multiple times higher.
Our conversation thus far…
Beautiful Wife: “This game isn’t fair.”
Incredibly Wise Husband: “Well, life’s not fair.”
Beautiful Wife: “I’m going to go clean the garage.”
Querying Husband: “Why?”
Beautiful Wife: “Life’s fair in the garage.”
Impressed Husband, thinking to self: “Can’t control… Must… blog… that…”