I am currently working in an automotive repair center’s waiting room while a lugnut on my van is being fixed.
The good news? They have WiFi! Wow!
The bad news? “Tyra” is on TV, and I can’t change the channel or turn it off.
The potential solution? There is some powdered coffee creamer on the table to my right — I may be able to pack it into my ear canals and muffle the noise.